What to get a MILF on her special day? A box of chocolates cream filled so she’ll think of your special love or maybe roses covered with dew to show her what you’re thinking of? How can you show her that special feeling you have? The kind of love that says bend over and pull your panties down?
What a pity it is that Hallmark doesn’t have a card. To show the one you’re lusting for that you want to fill her up. Dinner won’t do it if you can’t make her dessert. A poem just isn’t flattery if you can’t put in a flirt. Nothing out there says “Happy Mother’s Day now take off that fucking skirt”.
What if your MILF has a kinky side? Do you get her whips with little pink bows tied? Can handcuffs say thanks for all that you have done in raising a daughter or son? Do you put her over your knee and spank her as she once might have done? Maybe you suspend her in that rope harness you made, while you sing her praises with your very own serenade?
Ahh what to get a MILF for a happy Mother’s day? Oh what is this? She’s come to me. She just wants to get laid!
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE SEXY MOTHER’S OUT THERE WHO JUST WANT TO GET LAID! 😉😂
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