Tragically Hip Survivor

Image by Brigitte Werner from Pixabay Edited and added to by Me

It started, oddly enough, about 8 miles outside of Bobcaygeon on highway 36 towards Big Island. It was a weird place to start an invasion. Most people think it’s because it’s out of the way and they were looking for a place to happen. I have other thoughts. Though nobody cares what I think, at least they didn’t back then.

I was listening to my music at work, some song about being scared by fireworks while on blow, at the High Dough Bakery & Coffee shop. There’s something to be said about being 38 years old trying to sell the next great Canadian novel and working at some small snack shop off the highway. Girls don’t exactly line up for it, but it’s a good life if you don’t weaken. 

Then the invasion happened. New Orleans is sinking and the Starpainters are taking over now.


This is for a dVerse prompt: Write a piece of prose, up to or exactly 144 words, including the given line. The line: “The Starpainters are taking over now” from Starpainters by Gordon Downie

Kiss Me Kisses

Image by Patricia Román from Pixabay
Kisses that radiate
Touch my lips and take my breath away
Lick my lips, slide in your tongue
Moan for me baby
Mmm, let me get some

Kisses upon my lips
On my neck, my tits, my hips
Kiss your way down
Oooo and back up again
Kiss me baby, let’s begin

Kiss me with kisses that touch inside
Deep down where secrets hide
Behind the walls and gates and traps
Kiss me where only you can

Kiss me when you say goodbye
When you say hello, after all is done
After all is tried
Kiss me again when you walk back in

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Smiling on the Inside

Photo by Lisa Marie Theck on Unsplash
This feeling of joy trapped inside like a xenolith within my dread. I listen with half an ear to the ramblings of strangers I sometimes call friends. Yet within, this joy, small, near insignificant, grows. 

Your smile, my joy,
Ignites a small flame
Love?

This is for a dVerse prompt: Write a poem of exactly 44 words in response to the prompt. Your poem must contain the word xenolith. I hope you enjoy! 😊

Love In ADHD

Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay; Heart added by me
Does she love me?
Let me count the ways
One banana, two bananas, THREE Bananas Hahaha!
A Bert and Ernie kinda love, But if they were g
a
y
R
a
i
n
d
r
o
p
s
Keep falling from my head
But that doesn’t mean my eyes will soon be turning
Laaaaady in Red

I don’t think she loves me
That makes me sad
I don’t think she loves me/ Does that make me bad
Bad kitty off the table!
I don’t think those lyrics are right
Mmmm I bet she has a bad kitty
Purrrfect symphony
Humming sweetly from her lips
BAd dog goes Woof woOF
I’m a bad dog
She won’t give me a bone
HOLD ON
The PHONE

IT was Her
SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME
:^)

This is for a dVerse prompt: Write a descort poem incorporating the elements as described above [below].
The writing challenge is to write a descort.

You might experiment with:

*varying line lengths
*changing rhythms or meters
*inconsistent rhyme schemes
*different stanza shapes
*shifts in voice or perspective
*fragments alongside complete sentences
*the use of another language or dialect
*unusual visual arrangements on the page

You don’t need to use all of these techniques, but keep in the mind the key principle: Let the discord mean something.

I hope you enjoyed! 😊

Writer’s Block Carving

Photo by: Image by Jenő Szabó from Pixabay, edited by me
Within this stone lay my imagination
Upon this blank page I will spill my blood
Chisel and hammer I hold
The pen no longer my fingers splayed
I look within to find the heart; my own and the stone’s
This block of writers’ my hesitation

I type in furious frenzy
The first edge goes, the stone takes shape
Aha! Aho! Ahee! The words they flow
Chink! Crack! Crash! Layer by layer they fall
Rough draft in my hand
Chisel in my hand, the shape forms in me

Polished stone watered and wet
Edit and cut, thinning the verbose
Let it dry, then polish again
Let the words sit, marinate in their stew
Sanded, polished, and poised - statuesque regality
One last check, then send it out; the story done and set

This is for a dVerse prompt: Using the above poems as examples, I want you to write a poem featuring, if not centering, on rock or stone. I chose to use stone as medium to create mirrored by using writing to create. I hope you enjoy! 😊

And With This Ring

Love on a thin string
Encircles the heart like spring
For all four seasons

“Do you have a loonie?”

“Sure, let me check my purse,” said Thelma.

“Here you go. Why do you need a loonie?”

“For the gumball machine there. They’ve got little toys inside,” said Scott.

Thelma rolled her eyes. “You are such a child.” 

“But that’s why you love me,” he grinned at her and ran to the capsule machine.

He put in the dollar and turned the handle. Lifting up the door, the small plastic round container dropped into his hand.

“So what did you get?” asked Thelma.

“I don’t know,” said Scott, shaking the container. 

“Let me see.”

He opened the ball and two chain linked pewter rings fell into his palm.

“A couple of rings. Kind of small though.”

“I think one will fit on your hand.”

“Are you making fun of my little fingers? They are very nimble I’ll have you know.”

“Oh I know,” she said and smirked.

“You sure do,” he said and wiggled his two fingers in a come here motion.

Thelma laughed.

“You’re awful.”

“That’s not what you said last night.”

“Shut up. C’mon let’s take these things to the car and go home.”

Home is for the heart
A nest of squirrels in a tree
Warm in the winter

The drone of the television filled the quiet of the living room, a quiet buzz of mindlessness. Scott sat on the couch not watching, in his hands the two rings from earlier in the afternoon.

“You like those rings don’t you?” asked Thelma.

She walked from the kitchen to sit next to him on the couch. 

“Are you happy I moved in?” asked Scott.

“Yes,” answered Thelma. She tilted her head to the side.

“Why?”

“Do you think this could work long term? You and I? Together, like this?”

“What are you getting at?” asked Thelma, looking at him directly.

“I think so. I’m happy here. With you. I’m wondering … I want to know if you think so,” said Scott.

“Yes, I do. You never know but yes. I’m happy here, together, with you.”

Scott got down on one knee, holding the two pewter rings in the palms of his hands.

“Would you marry me, Thelma Ronalds?”

Thelma cupped her hands over her mouth.

“Are you serious?”

“Well not official, marry me, marry me. When the time is right I want to do it properly with real rings and a real engagement ring. But I want to start. I want to marry you. I plan on marrying you.”

Thelma took one of the rings out of his hand and put it on her finger.

“It fits,” she said with a smile that spread over her face.

Scott took the other ring. It didn’t fit on his ring finger but did on his pinkie.

“Mine fits as well,” he said with a smile that matched hers.

And two become one
What God has put together
A bond unbroken

“And with this ring …” said Scott.

He looked at Thelma, his bride, standing beside him in a white gown, lace veil over her head. On a thin gold chain hung a simple pewter ring. On her finger, he had just placed a solid gold ring. On his hand she had placed a matching gold band. It offset the simple pewter chain ring on his pinkie. 

“By the power invested in me I now pronounce you man and wife,” said the minister. 

They both smiled at each other and took each other’s hand. You’re a year late reverend was written in both their eyes. They laughed joyfully and walked down the aisle. Man and wife.


This is for a dVerse prompt: For this week’s haibun challenge, I’d like you to reflect on a wedding. I hope you enjoy! 😊


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Let Me Know If You’re Ready

Image by Waleed Khalid from Pixabay
Older and wiser
Slower in touch
Not to tease just not to rush
To enjoy the softness of your skin
The hills and valleys
The more time to spend
Kissing down your neck
And over mountains to valley deep
Swirl around the peak
Up and down again
To slip my fingers in the delta
Of warm wet delights
To circle and glide
Bring forth moans of delight
I travel down the road of curves
Slow and steady
My destination in my hands
Let me know if you’re ready.

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Garden House

Egon Schiele, House with a Bay Window in the Garden (1907)
The garden house
At the end of the yard
On the property
Owned by the Schiele’s

I spent my youth
Playing around the garden
Hide and seek
In the mansion of our vila

Now I sit
Outside the gate
Upon the road
With a bottle of tequila

Watching flowers grow
Beneath the shade of trees
Seeing my memories
Of my childhood Shangri-la

This is for a dVerse prompt: Choose one of the artworks in this post, and compose a poem in any form of your choosing.

I chose the image above, “House with a Bay Window in the Garden”. I hope you enjoy.😊

Don’t Protest

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Don’t protest my love
Let me love you true and real
Let not the word no, trip from your lips
To fall on my pleas
Remonstrations against me
Like darts thrown against my heart
Pierce and prick, bleed my feelings
Don’t protest, say yes

This is for a dVerse prompt: Write a poem of exactly 44 words including the word protest. Hope you enjoy!

I did a whole other poem with the word protest and forgot it was Quadrille Monday so it is quite a bit over 44 words. Haha.😳 You can read it here https://theauthorstew.ca/2026/08/24/doth-thy-protest-too-much-or-too-little/

Doth Thy Protest Too Much or Too Little

Don’t protest my love
Let me love you true and real
Let not the word no, trip from your lips
To fall on my pleas
Remonstrations and arguments against me
Like arrows and darts thrown against my heart
Pierce and prick bleeding out my feelings upon the floor
Don’t protest but say yes
And in my arms you’ll find your desires


You can’t stay silent against the tyranny of injustice
Let not your tongue cleave to the roof of your mouth
Let your feet march in solidarity with the down trodden
Stand tall and let your protest ring out
'Til the very foundations upon which their deceit stands
Shakes and trembles to fall in the dust pile of history

Hamlet
Madam, how like you this play?
Queen
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

     I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true

     meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men

     are created equal.” 

Hamlet
O, but she’ll keep her word.

     I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former

     slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together

     at the table of brotherhood.
King
Have you heard the argument? Is there no
offense in ’t?

     I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering

     with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be

     transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
Hamlet
No, no, they do but jest, poison in jest. No
offense i’ th’ world.

     I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where

      they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their

      character.
King
What do you call the play?

      I have a dream today!
Hamlet
“The Mousetrap.” Marry, how? Tropically.
This play is the image of a murder done in Vienna.
Gonzago is the duke’s name, his wife Baptista. You
shall see anon. ’Tis a knavish piece of work, but
what of that? Your Majesty and we that have free
souls, it touches us not. Let the galled jade wince;
our withers are unwrung.

Sources:HamletAct 3Scene 2Line 253 / Martin Luther King Jr. “I have a dream” speach


This was in response to a dVerse prompt to use the word protest in a poem. The end is a scene from “Hamlet” by Shakespeare with part of Martin Luther King Jr’s :”I have a dream” speech. I wasn’t sure about using it so I hope it works. Hope you enjoy! 😊