Singapore Nudels

CW – Contains mature subject matter. Racist, transphobic and homophobic views expressed. Mature language.

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When it has been said 
Words can not be taken back
But can minds be changed

“As Singapore prepares for war, leaders around the world caution overreaction.”

The tv changes to a clip of the leader of France’s far right party saying that France would take care of the French people and Singapore was no threat to any nation. 

“Them guys ain’t gonna do shit,” said Pete.

“Yup. Ain’t nobody stupid enough to attack America,” agreed his buddy Travis.

“Damn straight. And if they did, they’d get their ass handed to them.”

“Courtesy of the U S of A.”

“Amen to that brother. Them Asians should be more like the Jews,” said Pete, opening a beer.

“What?” exclaimed Travis.

“The Jews. The Jew don’t fuck with us because they know we’re the only ones keeping them around. We protect them and they make us money.”

“You can’t go around saying shit like that Pete. Fuck, people will think you’re some kind of Nazi.”

“I ain’t no Nazi. And it’s the truth.Who saved their ass in WWII? We did! And in return they keep the banks running and shit.”

Travis shook his head. “That’s antisemitic.”

“Whatever. Who gives a shit? All I know is that Singapore should be more like Israel and know their place.”

“Wow,” said Travis, “Heil.” sticking his arm straight out.

“Don’t give me any of that Nazi shit, you hypocrite,” said Pete.

“What are you talking about? I never said any antisemitic stuff.”

“No but you say plenty of homophobic and transphobic shit.”

“That’s different. Everyone knows homos and trans ain’t natural. It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.”

“Uh huh. And if I’m so antisemitic so is the President.”

“Bullshit.”

“Uh huh. It was on the Pow Pow Pow Podcast.”

“That guy is crazy.”

“But the Prez was on it.”

“Campaigning!”

“For what? He’s already elected.”

“Whatever. That guy is in it just for clicks. He doesn’t believe in anything.”

“Well the Prez believes and the Prez clicked so …”

“Whatever. It’s still antisemitic.”

“Don’t be a hypocritical libtard.”

“Shut up, Pete.”

The door to the house opened and in walked Pete’s sister. 

“Hey Kel,” said Travis smiling.

“Hey Travis,” she said, smiling back and pushing her hair behind her ear.

“Hey sis,” said Pete

“Hey Pete,” she said.

She walked through the living room and into her room at the back of the house.

“You should just bang her,” said Pete.

“Shut up Pete.”

“It’s obvious you like her. You keep making googly eyes at her, you might as well get you some.”

“How do I know I haven’t?”

Pete laughed. “Trust me, she ain’t your type.”

“Well for your information, we’ve been ‘banging’ for the last month. So take that. We even thought about getting serious and dating and shit,” said Travis.

Pete started laughing. Then he’d look at Travis and start laughing even harder.

“What the fuck is your problem?” asked Travis.

“Oh! Whew! Ha ha! Oh, Kel … Kel was my little brother before she turned 18!”

“Shut the fuck up! You’re lying! You’re fucking lying. Yuck!  Ahhh. Fucking liar! I hate you! I hate this whole fucking family! Fucking liar! Ahhh!”

Pete pissed himself laughing. 

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