Robot love is cold
Metallic touch of the heart
Leaves me heart broken
Laugh all you want. I don’t care. She meant more to me than any of you Fleshies ever did! Plastic though she was. I mean I know the heat I felt was generated by electric wires. Her voice came through a speaker, pre recorded sounds with an AI DJ. I’m not stupid. And I’m not crazy! I was … I was just in love.
What is love really
The mind’s electric impulse
Chemical cocktail
This court rules in favor of EK286845 also named in the records as Mrs. Dianna Marchand. Mr. Roger Marchand will pay full alimony as laid out in section 14 and such assets as were collected in the time that Mr. Roger Marchand and Mrs. Dianna Marchand were together shall be split equally. Mrs. Dianna Marchand shall receive the charging station and solar arrays and Mr. Roger Marchand shall get the antique CD collection as agreed upon in arbitration.
This dVerse prompt was a science fiction halibun. I probably could have gone a bit more with this one but this felt like this was enough. Hope you enjoy!

My real life situation echoes this too uncannily. The solar arrays are yet to be arbitrated…
You bring some humour into my morning of listing assets and outgoings!
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I hope you have a sunny resolution. FYI if you happen to marry a robot, she gets the side of the bed nearest the outlet. I learned this the hard way.
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Clever and humorous, Stew! I loved that second haiku.
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Thank you so much! Glad you liked it.
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Sounds like a split they could live with…. very funny
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Thank you! 😁
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Brilliantly entertaining! Well-written in every way, really enjoyed it!
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So glad you enjoyed it! Thank you!
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We did start with the same premise, Stew, but I love the direction your haibun took. I especially love the first haiku and the ending. Did you too read Asimov too as a teenager?
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I did but was more of a fan of the Foundation series than his other work. Amazing writer.
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Well done! You are right, cold mechanical love just doesn’t cut it! I love your haibun collection.
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Especially when she takes half your possessions and 80% of your solar electricity. 😄 Glad you enjoy them!
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Ha, ha very clever and amusing haibun. I love it!
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So glad you liked it! It seemed like a fun idea.
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A tongue-in-cheek sci-fi experience! Well done!
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Thank you! Gotta have a little fun with it. 😁
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